The Things I Say to My Toddler – Twitter Roundup

things i never thought i would say as a parent

things i say to my toddler

 

My career as a Mama has only been a short one, but there have already been some interesting utterances of things I say to my toddler. “We don’t ride the cat.” “Get that pony out of your butt!”

Here are a bunch of things that other parents on Twitter never thought they would say, but came out to add a little giggle to your day.

 

It’s like those little nuggets of feline fancy are stuffed with toddlernip.

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